Dick Clark's Awkward Rockin' Goat-Fucking New Year

I hope your 2007 will be as shweet as can be. Let's start off with a joke -- why did Saddam Hussein tell a knock-knock joke on his way to the execution? Because he was a fan of gallows humor. Tee-hee. American death toll is now 3000, if you're keeping track.

Is Gerald Ford dead yet?