Thursday, December 06, 2007


Breaking news: ABDUCTION

The assailant left only this one clue:

And a note that he'd be back in a little over a week with the remains of the titular commentator of this space. More as we get it in to the newsroom.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

The newest shit around

I've always loved "We Are the World":

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Happy Holidays, care of the Fred Phelps Westboro Baptist Church. Christ, I never knew that white people had it so tough.