Prognostication

People are saying the Gay Super Bowl is hard to handicap this year? Bullshit, I retort. Watch me ace this fucker:

Best Picture: The Departed

Best Director: Martin Scorsese

Best Actor: Forest Whitaker

Best Actress: Helen Mirren

Best Supporting Actor: Eddie Murphy

Best Supporting Actress: Jennifer Hudson

Best Original Screenplay: Little Miss Sunshine

Best Adapted Screenplay: Borat - Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Best Animated Film: Cars

Best Cinematography: Pan's Labyrinth

Unlike past years, the fields seem more locked-in than ever before. The so-called "wide open races" that people are predicting are a fantasy. In fact, the one race I'll say there could be haziness is Best Actor, because of the massive sympathy that Peter O'Toole will garner in this one.

Other than that, we can compare scorecards Monday morning. Good luck Ellen!