Saturday, July 01, 2006

From the next table over...

At a bar recently, when the waiter approaches a table with three men:

Waiter: Can I interest you gentlemen in anything to drink?

Guy 1: What do you recommend?

Waiter: Well, we have a drink called Red Sunrise, which is a mix of Ocean Spray and Absolut. It's delicious.

Guy 2: Oh my god! You're not going to believe me, but I invented that drink.

Guy 3: What do you mean?

Guy 2: I worked with Ocean Spray's marketing team on new cocktails -- I invented that drink! I swear!

Guy 1: How about three of those?

Waiter: OK, three... I'll be right back with your drinks.