Saturday, July 08, 2006

New with added newness

Friends -- are you tired of getting people's headblood all over your shoes!? Don't you just hate it when you're walking to work, and the next thing you know, you're all walking up in some poor bastard's brains!?

Well, lament no more! Now there's the Rocky 8" First Med Composite Safety Toe Zipper Boots!

Walk in blood and brains without any fear of... skull... and... brains... up in your instep.

Or some shit.

(Ed note: This is an actual page from, the fire/police buff's catalog. Don't ask me how I got it.)