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This BBC headline caught my eye today:

"RUSSIAN OIL GIANT LIQUIDATED"

I can only imagine what that titanic battle must have been like, with said megalith tromping through Moscow, stepping on tanks and squashing the citizenry of that fair burg. And just as all hope seems gone, Giant Lenin breaks out of his sarcophagus and enchanges blows with the massive petrol monster, reducing the creature to a noxious slick that washes through Red Square. With the threat over, Giant Lenin returns to his normal size and lays back down in his tomb, arms crossed, waiting for the next threat to his city.