Teevee rots your brain

Turn on brain.

Watch "Deadwood." Thought provoking violence.

Turn off brain.

Watch "Entourage." Mind-numbing excess.

Brain like portrayal of consequence-free fantasy life in Los Angeles.

Want to eat at Spago's. Want to drive Aston-Martin.

Brain decide it want to live in Los Angeles.

Brain look at busted-ass cats, non-sexy phone, lack of agent. Brain sigh.

Turn on brain again.

Brain need to steam pants before it go to bed.