Enclave

Are you sick to death of culture?

BELLA VISTA!

Does the idea of a few square miles of pristine, undeveloped forest make you ill deep in the pit of your stomach?

BELLA VISTA!

Interested in only seeing caucasian faces for the rest of your life?

BELLA VISTA!

Are you ready to move to a remote exurban cul-de-sac in the wilds of Arkansas, one of the most backward states in terms of health care, life expectancy, test scores -- just about any quality-of-life category that matters?

BELLA VISTA!

Act now! There will only be a trillion or so more valueless homesites to choose from if you wait any longer. There's no time like the present to abdicate responsible urban living and ravenously devour the natural resources of an unprotected watershed area!