Solidarnosc!

Further proving that the partner du domestic and I were years ahead of our time, this spicy little item comes down the pike: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie will not get hitched until the gays can follow suit.

"Angie and I will consider tying the knot when everyone else in the country who wants to be married is legally able," Pitt says, proving that he is both tonsorially and morally superior to most people.

I like to think that he was inspired by our nuptials. Next up: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett will start cutting up the plastic rings on their six-packs of Fresca because we suggested it.