Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Buy my book

Coming out this fall -- a special guide from Your Man About Town. I especially recommend it to prying, annoying busybodies who sound off about things of which they have no conception.

(Limited time offer: The book will be offered as a pair-deal with "Stuff Another Fucking Piece of Butter Poundcake Into Your Fat Gob, You Stuck Pig.)