Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Holy dogshit!

Get a look at my ’stache, you little prick! You ain't never seen anything like it. This furry little fucker can lift a bus AND do my taxes, asshole.

Go ahead and try to grow your own -- you'd just fuck it up, you little dipshit. You always disappointed me. You're weak -- just like your mother. She could never handle this much bush under the nostril.