Friday, June 02, 2006

Hull integrity is breached

When asked about his family, soon-to-be-father-of-four Kevin Federline says, "My kids are going to have to learn what a real job is. You don't have it easy with me."

And, ironically enough at the same exact moment his mouth uttered those words, the known universe buckled under the strain of its own weight, spewing black holes and neutron stars across all of its galaxies, rending entire systems asunder. The residue of nebulae and clouds of fiery, hellish gaseous matter then collapsed into the destructive maw of the spreading singularities, ending all reality as we know it.