The whole damn place goes to hell

Area man busts ass all day, and for what? I try to get a little R&R in the gayest place on Earth, and all people seem to do is behead Marines while I'm away. And win Stanley Cups within tobacco-harvesting American states. Purely, this is going to take some working on to make better next time.

I'ma hafta find a better babysitter for the species next time I duck away for a week or so.

And yes, I'm old-school in my affinity for the Habs.