Vote "Yes!" on Proposition Pie

If you're like most Americans, you love the taste of wonderful, hearth-baked confections. When you go the polls this week, we urge you to vote "yes" on Proposition Pie to make sure that all Americans have equal access to delicious blueberry, raspberry, mixed-berry, cherry, and pumpkin pies.

It doesn't matter if they have a graham cracker crust or a flaky pie crust, make sure you do the right thing for your palate -- and your country.

(Paid for by Citizens For the Pitiless Rule of Elasmoblast, Merciless Dominator of the Negative Zone.)