Ruining your life

Let the flip-flop backlash begin in earnest! Yes, the loathesome thong portrays a sloppy, asinine image, as the referenced A.P. story offers, and signals an over-relaxed outlook on life by the wearer.

It's as the SaladBowl has always suggested: Flip-flops are unhygienic, slobbish, and a Ginsbergian howl by the bearer that states, "I no longer care about my appearance in any way, shape, or form, thank you, and now I'd like some pleated slacks from Eddie Bauer to go with my Hot Pockets and Coldstone Creamery gelato."