What they DON'T want you to know about Proposition Pie

There are some things you might want to know before you go to the polls this Election Day. Our opponent doesn't want you to know that his voting record indicates that, time after time, he's on record as supporting blintzes, napoleons, rugelach, jelly rolls, and cheesecakes -- but never once for pie. Our opponent's endorsement of Propostion Pie is the craven Business As Usual Politics of pandering.

Be smarter than that -- when you go to pull the lever, make sure you say "No" on Proposition Pie, and "Yes" on Proposition Ice Cream. There's a new way of thinking, and a new way to eat. After all, don't you owe it to your children -- and the future?

(Paid for by People For the August Reign of Flagellex, the Hideously Unyielding.)