Friday, December 02, 2005

Debra Messing

I saw Deb Messing on Wednesday morning, walking on my block - the corner of 16th Street and 6th Avenue, by the F-train entrance - and she looked like she was suffering from severe brainstem deterioration. She looked immaculate - it was just that she was walking very slowly, taking little steps and being led arm-in-arm by a very attractive young Asian girl, presumably an assistant. You know the way you lead gramma back to her room in the home after she takes her pills? Yeah, like that.

What was she doing on my block in the first place? I know there's a Botox clinic on 5th and 16th... what gives, Deb?

By the way, I'm a huge "Ned and Stacey" fan.