Sweet theme park hangover

Don't want to work. Don't want to eat broccoli. Want to eat chonklit, want to ride on rides all day long. I long for Fastpass tickets and a thrashing on Space Mountain.

I'm trusting the blogosphere (you) to make matching contributions to my 401k so that I can quit the working-stiff life and travel to Disney theme parks around the world.

Domo arigato, DisneyWorld Nippon!