Off to O-Town

The wife and I are going to have fun with Lou Pearlman for a week, so we're leaving the kids alone in our super-swank townhouse with the wife's ancestral diamond collection and my copy of the "Declaration of Independence." Don't touch anything, we'll be right back before you know it.

Back on 12/11, in time to commemorate the horrific events of 12/11. Brrr....