Fun and games

I, for one, am tired of fun and games ending when one's eye is lost. And a larger, overarching issue is that one would only need to lose sight for fun and games to get quashed – as if a loss of hearing would be reason enough for fun and games to proceed. It's almost as if an eye-wound would be treated with utmost priority, but the hearing-damage crowd would be chided as a bunch of bellyachers.

It's not fair... don't even mention what happens to fun and games when one suffers diverticulitis.