Jagshemash!

Eastern bloc countries got no sense of humor.

Sascha Baron Cohen rules over hill and dale in ScurryNation, and we (I) in the 'Nation love to see all the havoc he's created with Borat... singing the national anthem at that rodeo last year almost got Cohen lynched, which says to me he's doing a great jarb. We're all chagrined that there will be no third season of "Da Ali G Show," but we take heart in the upcoming Borat solo movie.

Until then, continue to throw the Jew down the well.