Cannes

I don't know where they grow men like Sacha Baron Cohen, but the planet Earth needs more of them. He's in France stumping (so to speak) for his feature film "Borat," a full-length epic starring his lovable little Kazakhstani fascist scamp from "Da Ali G. Show."

I will pay money to see it. I will wear the electric-green sling. I will do whatever he commands.