Komodo vs. Cobra

Yes, you heard that right -- "Komodo vs. Cobra!" At last! Why has it taken so long for the nation's greatest minds to unite the two terrifying elements into one fascinating unit?

This is on par with the moment 25 years ago when one Yale researcher's chocolate bar fell into the peanut butter of a visiting lab technician from Oxford -- and thus, the Reese's Komodo Butter Cup was born.

Ooohh -- IMDB says that former "Survivor" Jerri Manthey is in this one, too! I bet Terrence Malick feels sorry he already made his once-every-five-years movie.