Wednesday, May 10, 2006


Dance! Dance like a little chimp! Make them put money in the cup! Always dancing!

Whether it's for the doctor, the ice cream man, the woman serving your pizza, dance! Spin around and fall down! Make them laugh!

Try hard to be clever! Clench your teeth and dance faster -- you've got their attention now! Don't stop dancing, you furry little freak, with that delightful little monkey-size cap on your furry little head! Dance, freakish primate!

Look at his face! Smell him! That's the monkey! He won't stop dancing! Just a quarter will do! Watch him twirl! Listen to his squeaks!

Monkeychimplad! Dancing freakapeguy! Make them laugh!