Who's that girl?

Ever wonder what Madonna would look like if she had scrubbed the last three grams of natural joy out of her life? Well, wonder no more -- here is incontrovertible evidence of her exerciserexia. This is from that huge 58-page W magazine spread on Ms. Ciccone, apparently brought ahead through time from the year 1985 by Marty McFly -- who else might give a fuck?

"Get your damn hands off my over pop-star, Biff.