Keeping score

Just noting -- the fantastic "Arrested Development" was canceled by Fox after it was chased from timeslot to timeslot by an apathetic audience who never gave it the recognition it deserved...

Yet "Two and a Half Men" is still alive and going strong over at CBS, anchored by reputed child pornographer and drug/gambling/sex addict Charlie Sheen and liliputian charm machine Jon Cryer.

Okay, I think I got that straight. But why did my brain just try to crawl out of my nose like a mummy's?