Movie review: "You Got Served"

OH GOD MY EYES! OH CHRIST! IT BURNS! I CAN'T SEE! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS BIG AND SMALL! THE PAIN! ARRRGGGHHH! IT BURNS! LIKE ACID! ON MY SKIN! THE FIRES! ARRGGGHH! Oh, hey, that guy can really dance well... did you see the way he spun on his head? SWEET MERCY! MAKE IT STOP! I BEG ANYONE WHO CAN STOP THIS! AARRRGGGHHH! MY NERVE ENDINGS! MY SPINE! SWEET CHRIST!