Public breakup

So, Paul McCartney and Heather Mills are dissolving their marriage after nearly four years. I love their stated reason: "Intrusion from the media."

Yeah, as if Heather isn't one of the English-speaking world's most craven camera-whores. Regardless of whether she is trying to get some attention on one of her noble pet causes, she will unscrew that fake leg of hers at the first sight of a Leica camera body.

Don't bullshit me, Limpy McStump... you love that fucking lens -- more than your erstwhile husband.