Errata and Amplifications

In the Nov. 26th dispatch titled "The Inherent Problems with Alexis de Tocqueville's Excellent American Adventure," the particular percentage of milk was misstated. It should have said 1%, not skim.

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The Dec. 15th dispatch titled "Bring Me My Gummy Worms, Bitch" had stated the wrong gummi life-form. It should have said gummi-bears.

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The Jan. 4th dispatch titled "Where Can I Find Some Quicklime and a Two-Ply Garbagebag That Bone-Shafts Won't Poke Holes Through," the day of the week was misstated. It should have read Monday.

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The Jan 5th dispatch titled "I'm the Bastard Son a Mongol Whore," the nation of origin was misstated. It should have read Canadian.

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The Jan. 23 dispatch titled "Ah Fuck, There Goes My Left Eye!," Margaret Thatcher was incorrectly mentioned as the British Prime Minister. It should have read Benjamin D'Israeli.

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The Jan. 30th dispatch titled "Why Did I Just Insert Every Billiard Ball In the Rack Into My Anus?: Tips for Celebrating Chinese New Year," the holiday was misstated. It should have read Rosh Hashanah.