Vanity, unfair

I can't help but notice that this upcoming cover of Vanity Fair features Kiera Knightly and Scarlett Johannson, altogether, in the altogether. But I also can't help but notice that this wonderful photo, shot by the estimable Liebovitz and also featuring the formidable Ford, is a heterosexual's dream kinda ruined by being steeped in gayness.

Why is Ford up in there? The backstory has Rachel McAdams walking away from the deal, and Ford was a replacement -- but why him? Why not JLH? Or Natalie Portman? Hell, Elaine Fucking Strich would have been a better choice. Get out of the shot, you Piven-looking motherfucker.

No one ever listens.