Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Learn Spanish in Three Weeks!

With your instructor, Cobra Commander!

Hola, amigos! We guarantee that if you complete our three week class, you'll be fluent in Spanish! It's so easy, you'll wonder why you haven't done it earlier.

Do you need to travel overseas? Do you need to be multilingual for business? Do you want to better yourself and learn another language? Whatever your reason, we can help. Call today!

Just listen to the words of our founder and lead instructor, the Cobra Commander:

Cobra shall reign triumphant! With my new plan to taint the water supply of the Pacific Northeast with a mind-control serum, Cobra will have the foothold in America that we need to vanquish G.I. Joe once and for all! I dare General Hawk and the pitiful Joe team to try and stop us! Especially after our mindless slaves are mutated into serpent men, each with the strength of ten men! COBRA!

Act now -- call today! Find out how easy it is to learn Spanish. You'll be amazed!