Restless spirits

Do you have that lady in your office -- the one who issues strange moans and grunts throughout the workday? She's probably only about 53, but she looks like she's 70. You're sure she tipples (read=guzzles) when she goes home, most likely the distillation of the juniper berry. She has no idea she's making a German spectacle of herself, but everyone else around her cringes when she gasps... or sighs... or grunts.