Star Tunnel!

Belt in, buckaroos! Take a flight with your Uncle Salad through the STAR TUNNEL!

Oh, the fun we'll have! Just sidle up to my rocket and hop over the railing... all you have to do is hold on tight and stay in your seat, and OFF WE GO! Your Uncle Salad is going to take you on an all-expense paid trip around the cosmos; white glove service and king's treatment are all-inclusive. You don't have to worry about a thing other than the fun we're going to have on this adventure!

The Star Tunnel will whip us past the Pleiades, gallop through the Horsehead Nebula, corkscrew around the Spiral Galaxy, and dive through the Big Dipper! We'll hitch a ride on the head of an icy comet on the way to the Oort Cloud. Then, on to the Asteroid Belt!

Whoopee! We're having fun now! The stars are streaking by, and the dark matter is blowing through our hair... watch out for that Black Hole! Whoa! Almost got us! We have to grab the wheel extra tight next time.

Where has the time gone? We're almost at our final destination, the Milky Way. Hold on to your handrails, because it could be a little bumpy as we fight gravity. I gotta say, this trip in the Star Tunnel has been great, folks, but I gotta get back to doing what I was doing before we embarked on our amazing journey...