Crackpot Mountain

This is classic -- Annie Proulx is on the warpath in the London Guardian, calling Academy voters "heffalumps" (qua?) and blaming Scientology -- Scien-fucking-tology -- for the "Brokeback Mountain" upset loss to "Crash." Annie, babe, I was as disappointed as anyone about the loss (though not, perhaps, as much as you), but I don't think that Kirstie Alley, L. Ron, and the O.T.s in Reseda are to blame for your flick's undeserving loss.