A study says...

The New York Times has a front page story today on a study conducted to gauge the power of prayer on sick people, and ultimately, it discovered that prayer has no beneficial effect on health.

Really? I wonder if it's because it's FUCKING PRAYER!

I can't believe medical science couldn't discern a salubrious effect from meaningless superstition. Someone had to create an expensive study to find this out? If that's so, then I want $10 million over five years to devote to a study on the effects of unicorns on sleep patterns.