Three-hundreth post alert

How is American Idol going to try to butch up the prenatal Kevin Covais this week? After Stevie Wonder's "Part Time Lover" last week, I have a feeling we're going to hear him sing Isaac Hayes's "Theme From Shaft" soon enough, much to our group consternation.

Who'th the black private dick that's a thex machine to all the chickth? THAFT! Ya damn right!

Who ith the man that would rithk his neck for hith brother man? THAFT! Can you dig it?