Thursday, March 09, 2006

Know what's fucking crazy?

Not even CONSIDERING Santino Rice to win in the final "Project Runway". What were Nina Garcia, Kors and crackhead Debra Messing thinking? Too safe? Whut? His collection (above left) was the distillation of everything Santino is capable of as a designer -- he is absolutely right to be proud of each "look." Moreso, his 13 pieces far outshowed (sp?) Chloe's (below right) and Daniel's pedestrian designs (as Dave Renard said, "Chloe's dresses looked like Delta Burke-wear from the final season of "Designing Women"). Of course they each deserved to be in the final, but both produced far superior work earlier in the series.

I mean, they wanted to see more fucking plumage and birthday cake corsets in his final designs? The judges can't have it both ways, motherfuckers. ’Tino was robbed, bitch. He's sanguine about it on his blog, but I feel there's something far deeper brewing in the man -- if I were Michael Kors, I'd keep a watch on my rabbit to make sure that fucker don't get boiled.