Monday, March 27, 2006

What motherfuckers shouldn't do

If someone's complaining to me about being on fire, they shouldn't tell me that they've changed their mind about pressing the panic button when I show up with the hose to put them out.

"I'm actually kind of liking the warmth, and that delightful smell of burning pine. I'm OK, really... don't help me after all. It's rather nice inside this reddish glow."