Friday, March 17, 2006

Prick of the Week

The award this week goes to John Dunleavy, the St. Patrick's Day Parade chairman. There's an imbroglio between his camp and the New York City Council speaker Christine Quinn, a lesbian, over her being barred from marching in their little emerald hatefest. First of all, how can they bar a fucking member of the city council from marching in a city function? Even the hatey-est of haters should be compelled to make a gay loophole exception for the council speaker... not that she should take them up on it, in any case.

The worst part, though, was Dunleavy trying to elaborate why she and other gays are barred: "If an Israeli group wants to march in New York, do you allow neo-Nazis into their parade? If African-Americans are marching in Harlem, do they have to let the Ku Klux Klan into their parade?"

Fucker. Speaking of hate, Dunleavy, I hate you, you fucking fucker. I want to get together a parade of bois, dykes, and leather daddies to march up and down all over your green, phobic ballsack. It's a fucking disgrace that we have Santorum-types like you in New York City, lowering our property value and the level of discourse on human (or, in your case, douschebag) rights. There's no question about it -- you are unanimously our "Prick Of The Week."