Sorry, Beantown

In traveling with my shmoo to Boston yesterday for a reading event in Cambridge, I finally got the chance to see a major metro area that's always been so close to me, yet never visited. And, now that I've had the chance: Meh. Don't get me wrong, I'm glad to have ambled through downtown, but I can't say I ever need to return unless they had a cure for my radioactive spider-bite. I'm not even drinking the Haterade.