Scenario

I walk into a WholeFoods, grab a cart, and in so doing nudge a tall stack of canned peaches, one of which falls onto my head and knocks me into thinking I'm a caller on WFAN SportsRadio's "Mike and the Mad Dog" program...

"Hmmm... let me grab that cart over there. *bump* *rattle* Lessee, I have to get a pound of turkey, some Windex, rugelach... *BONK!* Ohh... ooo... my head... I... oohh... hey there Mike, Dog -- first-time, long-time. I wanted to talk about the Knicks today. I mean, where is their backcourt? It's a disgrace that Isaiah Thomas still has a job. What does he have to do to get fired by Garden management?"