Caught a few minutes of "Alexander"

That thing FUCKING SUCKED. Oliver Stone should have his DGA card torched in front of him by Roger Corman. It was so bad it was bad, not good again. It makes Uwe Boll look like Billy Fucking Wilder in comparison. The makeup was terrible, the stunts were boring, and Colin Farrell has all the gravitas of Fred Travalena addressing a joint session of Congress.

It fucking sucked, really.