Tuesday, January 24, 2006

The look of entitlement

If I have to suffer through cataloging reams of photos of entitled, fat, bald, white men in Beverly Hills, then everyone does too. I present to the world the 2006 Eclipse Awards, a room full of Caucasoid capitalists congratuating each other over dinners of transfat-rich food on how well their fucking horses ran around an oval.

The GDP of Haiti went into planning and catering this thing, I'll bet -- but the worst thing is the smug look on these fat bastards' faces.

Get a grip, Scurry... stifle, Edith.