I deem it... OVER.

As fast as it came in, it leaves - I declare the use of the Brokeback Mountain quote, namely, "I wish I could quit you [insert name into the blankety-blank]," null and void. It's turned into 2006's "I'm Rick James, bitch!" and we're only at January 21.

I wish we could keep it, but you've abused it, people. Next time there's a catchy pop-cult phrase on the horizon, please use responsibly and with moderation. Hey-yah!