Pun Headline!

Topical reference... name of obscure celebrity mixed with unlikely scenario. Humorous activity that results in embarrassment - snarky observation based on same. (Editorial aside and attempt to be clever.)

Abrupt subject change that will eventually lead back to original idea. Non-sequitur reference to a television show viewed as a youth, an overt gesture to establish generational kinship with like-minded reader. Blending of nostalgic reference with additional unlikely idea, towards a subtle comedic intent.

Call-back reference to original idea combined with intimated violence by garden implement!