Down with the sickness

I don't like it. I don't like it one bit. While I love the irony that it's Turkey who gets bird flu first in the west, I'm scared something awful of H5N1... I plan to cease all dermis-exposing activities and resort of a hermetic life of long fingernails and urine-bottling.

No more subway-pole licking for me, my friends. Count me out of this shit.