What a jerk

This guy wants to freeze his body and be thawed when they find a cure for whatever kills him -- not novel anymore, but the trick of putting his vast millions into a trust to himself so that he wouldn't be a pauper in the future? That takes a little something extra in the dickishness column, to say "fuh-you" to his progentors and leave his fortune to... himself.

Good thing, too, because there won't be any fat white entitled capitalists in the future, so far as we know. What's the word we have for vain douschebags like him? Oh yeah -- jerk.

(Headcut used without permission of the Wall Street Journal.)