Meet Ryan McFadyen

He's a lacrosse player at the center of the Duke rape scandal. The Smoking Gun managed to get a copy of the police report along with a peek at an e-mail Mr. McFadyen sent out a day or so after the initial incident, detailing how he and chums would get some more strippers and, well, I'll let him tell the rest: "After the strippers were killed, they would be skinned while I'm cumming in my duke issue spandex."

Looks like you have a little image problem on your hands, Blue Devils.