Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Milkshake Murder

That's what the nightly news said this bizarre Greenwich, Conn., "slaying" (as the tabs put it) is tied to -- and they are, of course, speaking about this equally bizarre murder of an anglo banker in Hong Kong by his wife, where she drugged him with a milkshake before bludgeoning him to death.

This is all a long setup, I grant you, but when we heard NBC's Chuck Scarborough say the term "milkshake murder" in between commercials during "The Apprentice," me and the wifernator gave each other a look.

What the hell is a milkshake murder?

After a beat, she piped up and said that the Hamburglar probably did it. With the help of Kelis.