News roundup

Here are some of the stories making news on this beautiful Saturday afternoon:

–"Robot Birth Simulator" is gaining popularity.

–Trump hires Wyclef to perform at concert.

–Tennessee authorities continue to hunt killer bear.

Yeah, I hear there's also a bunch of stuff about killing, too. I hear. But let's keep the major wires focused on what really counts -- hungry ursines and digital wombery.

Didn't Eric Carmen sing "Hungry Ursines?"